I am proud to present the finished edit of the first joint production with Rowelart, a re-make of ‘What Lies Beneath’. As you will see, we scoured the world for acting talent, filmed in exotic faraway locations and no expense has been spared on this extravagant production.
No doubt it will do the rounds of the film festivals, culminating in a grand finale at Cannes. Expect Oscar nomination 😉 Please feel free to share!
Beware, erh, I mean be aware that this is only beginning of my cinematic endeavours. A major coupe has been gaining the services of legendary vegan-friendly superhero, Vegetable Man (pictured below). Our new movie will soon become a legend that will eclipse Marvel Comic’s entire stable of heros! There is more to come. The media industry should be very afraid.
STOP PRESS!!
Esinem Studios has been in overdrive having produced two further masterpieces of the silver screen. One further re-make, this time of another classic, ‘The Creature from the Black Lagoon’ and the debut of our long-awaited superhero. You’ll see that this time we have gone to even more additional expense in re-shooting for Black Lagoon.
The wait is finally over. I am deeply honoured that Vegetable Man is here with his personal endorsement of ESINEM-Rope. Who else can honestly say their products are recommended by a real-life superhero? None! You can be assured that this is a genuine testimonial; the relative purchasing power of the dollar in rural India does not influence Vegetable Man’s integrity. He is as honest as a banker. If you can’t trust a man in a vegetable costume, who can you trust? If you don’t believe me, ask my customers or check out the feedback on my products.
Is it a pepper? Is it an aubergine? No! It’s Vegetable Man!! Faster than a speeding turnip!
Women marvel at his muscles, gasp at his grit, faint at the firmness of his jaw, lust after his leafiness! Move over Superman, unless you want a starrring role in a nut roast. Vegetable Man is cooler than a cucumber and out-classes you by more than a marrow margin, which is why he doesn’t wear tights :-p