Game of Thrones: Dildo throne…going, going….

I happened to chance upon this rather fine piece of furniture on eBay that would make you the envy of your (kinky) neighbours!  It also provides perfect seating for a visiting in-law, tax inspector or any random god-bothers.

Currently, it has no bids at £650. Tempted? I haven’t been so deeply tempted since I saw that Tardis wardrobe 🙂 Well, you will require an accommodating entrance as this will not fit up a tight passage or even through a normal door, no matter how much lube you employ, as it is 4 feet (around 120cm) wide and 6 feet (1.8m approx) tall.  Sadly, this is beyond my capacity as I could do with an upgraded office chair 🙂 The seller says:

Yes, this is really happening. This is not a dream.

This incredible dildo throne, this erotic replica of the Game of Thrones Iron Throne, could be yours if you want it badly enough. 
This glorious object has been taken out of its original wrapping but is AS GOOD AS NEW. I can’t emphasise that enough. (It comes with the wrapping, in case you want to smuggle it somewhere unnoticed.)
It is 6 feet tall, 4 feet wide, 3 feet 6 inches deep, and sits on a base with wheels attached.
If you run a sex festival, sex club, or if you’ve just been feeling like there was a dildo-throne-shaped hole in your life, why not grab this unique opportunity with both hands?

 

It’s not too late at the time of writing to put in a bid. Here’s the listing.