I’m making the announcement here first as we are having some work done on the BOUND site at the moment.
Yes, really, FREE ROPE! As in, zero money, zilch, without charge or commitment. There’s no catch, all you have to do is to show up at BOUND on Friday, 7 November and take your pick from an overflowing basket. We decided to have a clear out, so there’s lots of good stuff. There are:
- Manufacturer’s samples
- End of line products
- Just under 8m lengths,
- Test sets used a couple of times
- Teaching ropes that are nicely broken in
- …a veritable cornucopia! #
There must be hundreds of pounds worth!! Even one nice rope could be worth the price of your ticket alone but the early birds might pick up a full set and get a real result. To give everyone a chance, we are going to limit it to six pieces per rigger…and no sending your rope bunny for seconds! If you find a bigger set all the same, we might make an exception if you perform unspeakable acts for us or, if we are drunk enough, asking nicely might work. Thus, it could be in your interests to ensure we reach a sufficient state of inebriation. This can usually be determined when we hang on your shoulder for balance and slobber “I reeely love you…you’re my bethest friend” in your ear. At this stage, you have a brief window of opportunity before it gets horribly messy and Facebook accounts need to be disconnected.